Brutor Bowl
The first step of our journey will lead us to my homeworld, my mother land, the most beautiful of all nation, the Minmatar Republic.
You might think that the Revolution that liberated us from years of Amarr tyrannical oppression was the result of guns, guns, and more guns, but you can't be further from the truth.
If we were able to free ourselves from this brutal regime that dominated the Minmatar working masses, it was in no small part due to a simple dish that kept the valorous freedom fighters well fed, strengthening their resolve and fueling their will to fight, the brutor bowl.
Brutor cooking is simple but flavorfoul, with lot of spices and traditionnally gives a lot of energy, for a long day of hard labour.
So, here is the recipe for
Rice
1 egg per person
Garlic
Onion
Red pepper
Spices (a Tex-mex seasoning mix will do quite well)
Oil
6 beers
1. Open and drink a beer.
2. Cut the meat in thin slices, mix it with the spices and a sip of oil, and let it rest.
3. Drink another beer.
4. Cook the rice with salted bowling water.
5. While the water boils and the meat marinates, spend some quality time with the third beer.
6. Cut the onion and the red pepper in thin slices too (watch your fingers, you've drunk three beers already!).
7. Crush the garlic.
8. Heat a stove on the fire (traditionnally, we used overheated autocannons to cook the dish, but a stove will be enough).
9. Wait patiently by drinking another beer.
10. Put the meat in the stove, let it fry for 5 minutes
11. Guess what, time for a beer!
12. Add the onion, the pepper and garlic, and add seasoning as you like it.
13. Fry the eggs in another stove.
14. You know what to do while everything is cooking (or you're not a true Minmatar chef!)
15. In a bowl, put an egg, a layer of meat, and a layer of rice.
16. Over turn the bowl in a plate, and heat while it's hot!
Now you can fill your belly, and feel the spirit of liberty
You might think that the Revolution that liberated us from years of Amarr tyrannical oppression was the result of guns, guns, and more guns, but you can't be further from the truth.
If we were able to free ourselves from this brutal regime that dominated the Minmatar working masses, it was in no small part due to a simple dish that kept the valorous freedom fighters well fed, strengthening their resolve and fueling their will to fight, the brutor bowl.
Brutor cooking is simple but flavorfoul, with lot of spices and traditionnally gives a lot of energy, for a long day of hard labour.
So, here is the recipe for
The Brutor Bowl
Ingredients
Meat (you can use the meat of various grazing animals, here we'll use beef; when you're out of ISKs you can still use Upwell Organic Mass Granulator byproducts)Rice
1 egg per person
Garlic
Onion
Red pepper
Spices (a Tex-mex seasoning mix will do quite well)
Oil
6 beers
1. Open and drink a beer.
2. Cut the meat in thin slices, mix it with the spices and a sip of oil, and let it rest.
3. Drink another beer.
4. Cook the rice with salted bowling water.
5. While the water boils and the meat marinates, spend some quality time with the third beer.
6. Cut the onion and the red pepper in thin slices too (watch your fingers, you've drunk three beers already!).
7. Crush the garlic.
8. Heat a stove on the fire (traditionnally, we used overheated autocannons to cook the dish, but a stove will be enough).
9. Wait patiently by drinking another beer.
10. Put the meat in the stove, let it fry for 5 minutes
11. Guess what, time for a beer!
12. Add the onion, the pepper and garlic, and add seasoning as you like it.
13. Fry the eggs in another stove.
14. You know what to do while everything is cooking (or you're not a true Minmatar chef!)
15. In a bowl, put an egg, a layer of meat, and a layer of rice.
16. Over turn the bowl in a plate, and heat while it's hot!
Now you can fill your belly, and feel the spirit of liberty
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